Remembering Silly Me: Dos

When I was a junior in high school, I asked the Ouija board when I would die. It said I’d die at age 27. I proceeded to ask about the cause of death: illness… no; accident… no; homicide… no; suicide… yes. I’m turning 26 in a month so, according to the Ouija board, I’ve got a bit over a year before I go. Hm. Good to know.

Mind you, the girl with whom I questioned the Ouija board that night called me a slut later that week for no apparent reason. Just thought I’d mention that.